Jokes

I love musician jokes -- don't you? I'll add them as I think of them. Here are a few to start with.

Light bulb jokes

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1...5...1...5...1...5....
Q: How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one; she holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: One changes the bulb, while the other four say "I could have done that better."
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: One holds the bulb, while the other four drink beer until the room starts to spin.

Drummer jokes

Q: What do groupies and drummers have in common?
A: They both like to hang around with musicians.
Q: How do you know if the stage is level?
A: The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth.
Q: How do you know you have a drummer at your front door?
A: He starts knocking, and then he speeds up.